Cheap Asshole

So this goes out to another fucking cheap ass. Its a crazy busy night and it doesn't help when a party of 10 reservation doesn't show up on time. Due to their inconsiderate asses, we had a wait going and being a tiny restaurant any table larger than 5 required a wait. So this family keeps trying to see if they can have the table that is reserved and are being denied. After waiting 20 minutes past their reservation time, the family is awarded their table. Then they order and I explain that our dishes are spicy but they want it very spicy. Okay.

After tasting their soup, the complaints on spiciness roll out. I have the chef adjust the dishes but the spice is lingering in their mouths so as the eat their entrees they still think its spicy. Mind you they are eating their soups at the same time so duh its the soup that's spicy. Then they scrap all the rice and sauce to eat so that there is nothing left. Even the teenage son takes his finger and begins swiping off sauce from his plate to his mouth. They even go so far as to tell the table next to them how wonderful the food is and that they want to come back. Ha!

Check comes and I felt bad they waited so long so as a concession I didn't auto-gratuity them. When he gives me the credit card slip I mention the tip wasn't included and he said okay but kept walking out the door. So I asked was there anything wrong with the service?

-"No, I didn't want to tip."
Um okay, why if there was nothing wrong?
-"I didn't like the food, it was horrible."
So I yell out the door, "you ate everything and wanted to come back." Good luck with that. They guy they were talking to couldn't believe what an ass he was and went to say something himself. Whatever, he's a cheap piece of shit and I hope he tries to come back and dine. Needless to say, the auto gratuity is going on every larger tables check due to this rotten apple.