Dumb Mail Order Bride

So I'm a waitress in a small resort town and I've been at it a good chunk of my life. I see all kinds of people each and every day but theres always that one bitch/asshole that ruins your day. Today I had the mail order bride from hell. I'm not racist so when I say she was Korean its only to describe her and give you an idea of how far this gold digger got to travel with her new husband. I'm just call her bitch. Bitch entered my workplace a few days ago and claimed to be a vegetarian so she ordered a salad. Mind you this salad is usually prepared non-veggie but this restaurant created a vegan version of the dressing. So out comes the salad and two minutes later its sent back because it smelled funny and tastes weird. The chef, irritated she sent something back, made the regular version of the salad and sent it out. Guess what? "Mmm, its good!" Then she eats half her husbands chicken dish...guess vegetarian in Korea means something else.

Today, the bitch walks in and complains about parking despite my explaining to her where she can park. She calls me over wanting to order and I'm standing there waiting for the coast guard to fish me out of the water because I'm drowning in her demands. I want this but with this sauce and these veggies, made this way blah blah blah. Ever think the dish was created a certain way for a reason and that menus descibe things because thats how its made?! No chef wants to be told to make something your way except for the King (Burger King for you dummy's). Ten minutes later she finally decides on her dish and off all things its beef. Then as I walk away she yells after me to make it with "less sauce." Ok, request in and dish comes out exactly how she wanted it: less sauce. No more than two steps away from her table "I asked you for less sauce, this too much sauce." Eye roll!

"Ma'am that is less sauce"
-No I ask you less sauce this too much sauce. Go make less sauce
"Ma'am the only way to make less than that is for the cheff to cook it off, is that ok with you?"
-Yeah, go go too much sauce

Bring out the same exact beef with very little sauce and "what this, I ask less sauce this no sauce." Bitch!

"Ma'am, I explained the chef can only cook off the sauce and he did just that. You said ok when I asked if thats what you wanted"
-No too much sauce I ask for less sauce this not less, where my sauce
"That is double less sauce than the original way the dish is. You wanted less, I said they would have to cook it off and you agreed it was ok
-No I don't like. I don't pay.
"Yes you will, you ordered it this way"
-No I no pay and you no service me

This goes on for 15mins and I get to frustrated because she isn't listening to a damn word nor will she let me get in a word. I finally tell her to let me talk and she ain't hearing anything I'm saying. The entire time her husband is putting his head down and when I finally walk away he tells her you asked her for it that way so thats what she gave you.

Needless to say she tried to argue out of paying, but I compromised and charged her half. I felt bad for the husband but then again, you went for a gold digging bitch ass girlfriend so you got what you deserve. The best part was telling her "you are no longer welcome here!"

FUCK OPRAH!

So I just heard through a friend that Oprah thinks its okay for people to tip less than 15% during these hard times. Unless she is going to write me a check to cover my lost wages, shut the fuck up Oprah! So the $2/hour I end up making after waiting on people and bending ass backwards plus the wonderfully less than stellar tip guideline she offers is going to pay my bills each month. People already think they can tip me less when they walk in, but now I'm going to see even less with this dumbass running her mouth.